man I'm such a fucking ass. I'm surprised people hang out with me, well maybe they dont and I just force myself upon them. Last night I got pretty cute with it. Decided to cook up some blackbean sauce and tortillas. Well when I was at the store I was eyeing some brews, thinking oh I should just get a six cause I'm going out later and don't want to get all handsome on'em. But then I saw this 12 of bass on sale and thought to myself I'll drink it anyways so fuck it. That was the first of a few bad ideas that night. I got home and got to cooking. then stef gets home and has a 6 of shiner with her. Well we got to work a little earlier than expected. Around 10 or so we roll over to Movida, B-cause is djing and folks are gathering to wish Shig farewell as he heads off to socal. Like right after we get there shig gets on the turntables and fucking throws down White Snake's "Here I go Again." now that fucking song sums up my fucking life, well at least that night anyways. Now I'm not one to resist an awesome song so I started to sing along or tried too. I forgot most of the words to the song so I just made a fist and yelled at it. B-Cause is one nice guy, dude hooked up some free brews. Which was good for me, but not so good for those around me. I believe I was in asshole mode last night making comments like "you suck at everything," "hello ball licker", "why are you such a whore?" or "______'s a bitch" Now as you can tell I'm one charming bastard, so I figured there wouldn't be a problem with going behind the bar to self service my beers. Well thats what I did and surprisingly no one got mad, or at least no one saw me.

so this morning I'm feeling the fruits of my work and I feel magnificent.

oh shit, b-cause just posted some fucking pictures of last night on soulstrut, here is me being the prince charming that I am

apparently I was in the middle of singing/yelling Night Rangers - Sister Christian but I guess I only knew the chorus and not the verse. well when I was questioned about it I told them thats for "the rest of the white people"

man why did I start this post saying I'm such an ass, I fucking rule, thanks blog you have helped me out once again.