I am not your goddamn friend
Here is a little bit of advice, the video store guy is not your fucking pal. Sure I say hi to you everytime you walk through the door, but that's because its my fucking job bitch. I don't actually like you, in case you haven't noticed I say hi to everyone who walks through that goddamn beeping door. It Beeps, I say hi, that's how it works. Unless I actually bother to talk to you about a movie that I actually like then don't even think I want to be your new buddy. When you ask for a recommendation and you tell me you want something fun with action kind of like The fucking Rundown, guess what. Right there I've pigeoned you as a fucking retard who I'll just tell to watch barbershop 2 or some other amazingly shitty movie.
there is this fucking retarded kid, Demascus is his name. If you know him punch him in the face, because I was about to last night. This motherfucker rents all the goddamn time because his fucking mommy comes in every fucking week trying to get me to run around the fucking store and get shit for her. FUCK THAT, you come in my store and ask me to grab something off the shelf for you, then motherfucker you better be in a goddamn wheelchair. I just point and say its over there. Then this lady gets all bitchy because I didn't go the extra fucking mile for her lazy ass. Well so the fuck what, she can suck me. To give you an idea of how annoying this lady is, she calls everyone precious. like she'll come in and tell me "how you doing today precious, I hope the lord has blessed you today." oh yeah that's another thing about her, she fucking loves jesus a lot. She says precious so fucking much that we have nicknamed her Smegal aka Gollum from lord of the rings.
This woman won't shut up about fucking jesus either, which is what I think pisses me off the most. She just assumes that everyone likes jesus as much as she does. Like on Easter she came in with all this "isn't to day the greatest day, the lord is with us all, amen to you brother sergio." I wanted to fucking punch her goddamn teeth out. Yeah the day was great because that's the day jesus died, what a fucking loser. If you're happy cool, but don't assume that I am happy about all the gayness you got going for you. Keep that bullshit to your goddamn self.
now getting back to demascus, this kid is a straight bitchmade little mamma's boy. Fuck his mom makes him return video games after an hour of renting it because Jesus doesn't approve. Sorry but if you're 16 years old its time to fucking man up and tell smegal that video games aren't going to ruin your life. Well anyways this kid's mother has fucked him up enough, that I'm surprised he doesn't call me precious too. The kid thinks the video store people are his goddamn friends, and we're probably the closest thing he has to friend, seeing as how he's such a fucking bitch ass. well last night this motherfucker calls me to ask what the new releases are. Here is a tip, this ain't goddamn movie phone, you want to know what the new releases are then look it up your damn self or come in the store. Cause I got a line of 10 fuckers deep and I don't have time to help your bitch ass out because you're too lazy to look it up yourself. So I put this kid on hold and forget about him. Then he calls back, I do it again, thinking maybe he'll take a hint. No, he calls and I don't bother answering. So cool I think that's the last of him, well I was wrong. Around 9:45 I get a call from that fuck, 15 minutes before close. He asks if I can sell him Tupac Resurrection. The fucking shitty movie doesn't come out till Tuesday, so I tell him no he has to wait. He asks if he can get it now and leave money so we just ring it up in the morning. I say no again. I'm not going to break the street date. I hang up because I got shit to do and talking to captain retardo is not a priority. Well then He calls back 5 minutes later, and asks for the manager. Well I tell him "I am the only manager there right now" he tries to get me to sell him the shit again and I say no and hang up. Motherfucker calls back minutes later,it is now past ten o'clock, the doors are locked and he asks for Leslie, my boss. I'm like she's not here, I'm the only manager on duty right now and I told you no. Well then he goes on and on about how he really wants it and why I can't just ring it up in the morning. Right here is when I start to get fucking pissed and tell him he's not getting the goddamn movie, I won't be here in the morning so he can just do like everyone else and come get it in the morning. I also tell him we are already closed and I'm not going to keep the store open just so he can buy a stupid movie, I want to go home and he's wasting my time. After that I just hung up on him. Fuck this kid, don't bother me with your fucking bullshit by annoying the fuck out of me especially after I've already told you no. The only people who can ask me to break a street date are people I'm fucking cool with, not some fucking punkass who I've only said about 3 words to. He never called back after that but I was kind of hoping he would so I could tell him he was bitch. I had enough at that point and with only two more days left at Hollywood I don't' really give a shit if I get in trouble over some fucking bitchass kid. But unfortunately he never called again.
oh another thing, just because I have a fucking nametag does not mean you can call me by my fucking name and think I'm cool with it. Especially if you try to say it in Spanish and you can't speak Spanish for shit. Take that bullshit to fucking Taco Bell with your fucking "ola yo me yammo charles" shit. If you can't speak it for shit stop fucking trying, you're just making your self look like a moron fucking up the language so bad. But whatever, you don't know me, don't call me by my goddamn name motherfucker...other things not to call me, buddy, chief, pal, or anything else that associates me with you in some sort of personal relationship, we are not fucking friends bitch.
there is this fucking retarded kid, Demascus is his name. If you know him punch him in the face, because I was about to last night. This motherfucker rents all the goddamn time because his fucking mommy comes in every fucking week trying to get me to run around the fucking store and get shit for her. FUCK THAT, you come in my store and ask me to grab something off the shelf for you, then motherfucker you better be in a goddamn wheelchair. I just point and say its over there. Then this lady gets all bitchy because I didn't go the extra fucking mile for her lazy ass. Well so the fuck what, she can suck me. To give you an idea of how annoying this lady is, she calls everyone precious. like she'll come in and tell me "how you doing today precious, I hope the lord has blessed you today." oh yeah that's another thing about her, she fucking loves jesus a lot. She says precious so fucking much that we have nicknamed her Smegal aka Gollum from lord of the rings.
This woman won't shut up about fucking jesus either, which is what I think pisses me off the most. She just assumes that everyone likes jesus as much as she does. Like on Easter she came in with all this "isn't to day the greatest day, the lord is with us all, amen to you brother sergio." I wanted to fucking punch her goddamn teeth out. Yeah the day was great because that's the day jesus died, what a fucking loser. If you're happy cool, but don't assume that I am happy about all the gayness you got going for you. Keep that bullshit to your goddamn self.
now getting back to demascus, this kid is a straight bitchmade little mamma's boy. Fuck his mom makes him return video games after an hour of renting it because Jesus doesn't approve. Sorry but if you're 16 years old its time to fucking man up and tell smegal that video games aren't going to ruin your life. Well anyways this kid's mother has fucked him up enough, that I'm surprised he doesn't call me precious too. The kid thinks the video store people are his goddamn friends, and we're probably the closest thing he has to friend, seeing as how he's such a fucking bitch ass. well last night this motherfucker calls me to ask what the new releases are. Here is a tip, this ain't goddamn movie phone, you want to know what the new releases are then look it up your damn self or come in the store. Cause I got a line of 10 fuckers deep and I don't have time to help your bitch ass out because you're too lazy to look it up yourself. So I put this kid on hold and forget about him. Then he calls back, I do it again, thinking maybe he'll take a hint. No, he calls and I don't bother answering. So cool I think that's the last of him, well I was wrong. Around 9:45 I get a call from that fuck, 15 minutes before close. He asks if I can sell him Tupac Resurrection. The fucking shitty movie doesn't come out till Tuesday, so I tell him no he has to wait. He asks if he can get it now and leave money so we just ring it up in the morning. I say no again. I'm not going to break the street date. I hang up because I got shit to do and talking to captain retardo is not a priority. Well then He calls back 5 minutes later, and asks for the manager. Well I tell him "I am the only manager there right now" he tries to get me to sell him the shit again and I say no and hang up. Motherfucker calls back minutes later,it is now past ten o'clock, the doors are locked and he asks for Leslie, my boss. I'm like she's not here, I'm the only manager on duty right now and I told you no. Well then he goes on and on about how he really wants it and why I can't just ring it up in the morning. Right here is when I start to get fucking pissed and tell him he's not getting the goddamn movie, I won't be here in the morning so he can just do like everyone else and come get it in the morning. I also tell him we are already closed and I'm not going to keep the store open just so he can buy a stupid movie, I want to go home and he's wasting my time. After that I just hung up on him. Fuck this kid, don't bother me with your fucking bullshit by annoying the fuck out of me especially after I've already told you no. The only people who can ask me to break a street date are people I'm fucking cool with, not some fucking punkass who I've only said about 3 words to. He never called back after that but I was kind of hoping he would so I could tell him he was bitch. I had enough at that point and with only two more days left at Hollywood I don't' really give a shit if I get in trouble over some fucking bitchass kid. But unfortunately he never called again.
oh another thing, just because I have a fucking nametag does not mean you can call me by my fucking name and think I'm cool with it. Especially if you try to say it in Spanish and you can't speak Spanish for shit. Take that bullshit to fucking Taco Bell with your fucking "ola yo me yammo charles" shit. If you can't speak it for shit stop fucking trying, you're just making your self look like a moron fucking up the language so bad. But whatever, you don't know me, don't call me by my goddamn name motherfucker...other things not to call me, buddy, chief, pal, or anything else that associates me with you in some sort of personal relationship, we are not fucking friends bitch.
posted by SergDun at 15.6.04
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