Obstacles

I think I mentioned this tour de force before but I got a cute story about it, so I'm finna speak on it.
I watched this movie because I thought I could laugh at its shittiness. Boy was I fucking wrong. They do the most retarded shit like this one part where they go to the next day. Well they let you know its the next day buy filming the sun come up and having breakfast, ok simple enough. But I guess they thought maybe some viewers didn't understand so the main character says "the next day blah blah..." And if that isn't enough they put text along the bottom that says "the next day." This is just one of the main stupid as fuck things that happen in this movie. It starts out with the main characters as kids and you see them grow up to be the ballers and thugs that we all aspire to be. I don't know who was the genius in charge of the growing up trickery but you can't make someone go from 12 to 18 years old simply by changing their fucking jacket. But that didn't stop this movie at all. Well anyways you get the idea, this was some dumbass shittiness.
After seeing the movie I would not recommend it to anyone, well one day this dude comes in the store and rents it. Now the typical people who rent this movie are kids or people you could at least imagine listening to e-40. But not this dude, he was pretty whitebread and I didn't get why the fuck he was renting. So I tell him "dude you sure you want this movie, it fucking sucks" and the replies with "yeah, I'm in it" and then I say "Oh." I'm thinking way to go shithead, I just took a crap on this dude's performance. But shit was cool cause after that he tells me "its ok, I heard it was horrible, my friend edited it and told me it was a disaster." well turns out this guy was suppose to be an extra but then they just made him one of the FBI agents in the movie. He said D-shot and e-40 were really nice, so if their is any redeeming factor to this movie then I guess that's it. Nice people sometimes make the worst movies you've ever seen in your fucking life.





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