Computers Are Not From Space

If you don’t know how to “operate” windows then you my friend are too fucking stupid to use a computer. My god the hardest part about “operating” windows is telling it to fucking restart. No one is asking you to fix software issues just let the fucking program run. There really isn’t shit to “operating” windows so get smarter you dumbfucks. Now I understand that the concept of pointing and clicking must be difficult for those of you who fail to grasp how eye hand coordination works but these streets is harsh so man up or die. Seriously folks, how hard is it to fucking type and click buttons on a fucking screen? This isn’t fucking time travel or anything. Doc Brown’s dog Einstein could probably surf the fucking Internet.

The video professor guy is softer than fuck, that seems to be pretty obvious but what I hate about him is that the motherfucker thinks he’s providing a worthwhile service. He is not helping people use computers. What he is doing is helping people stay dumb. This bastard is encouraging people not to actually think and learn how to use a fucking computer. What in the fuck, why would the average person need someone to explain this shit to them? You have to be a total fucking moron if Word causes the little thoughts in your piece of shit brain to have a fucking train wreck. No one is asking you to do any fucking code. This is fucking Word you idiots. It’s like level two for typewriters. The fucking icons have PICTURES!!! What is fucking wrong with you! If you can’t understand that then I’m afraid to see what would happen if someone handed you a fucking pop up book.

I just cannot believe that there are still people in the world who think of “the future” when you mention the Internet. These are the same people who like to wave video game controllers in the air. Apparently they believe that if you jerk your controller like a jackass Mario will actually jump further to the right. These people still refer to the Internet as the “information super highway.” They are the same people who took “reading” in high school.

Fuck I could at least sympathize with these fuckers if they were like 100 years old or if they lived in the Amazon and had never actually seen a fucking computer. But in this day an age if you can’t understand how to check email you should not be driving a car. If you don’t need a computer that’s fine, I don’t care about that. I realize that not everyone has the privilege of owning a computer. I just want you to be smart enough to figure out how to use one. The world is too fucking stupid. It’s time for people to man the fuck up and start using their brains. If you are an idiot well them stop being a fucking idiot and start thinking. There isn’t much too it. Just put in some extra effort to be less of a fucking imbecile.

I don’t have time to deal with stupid fucking morons who think being good at computers means knowing how to copy and paste. Shit I hate people who think its ok to say, “I never was good at math.” They are fucking NUMBERS people! Algebra isn’t some crazy abstract shit but some people see a fucking polynomial and their brain fucking explodes. Get your fucking weight up bitches. Numbers are not that fucking complicated.

I would have more respect for the Video Professor if he was just straight up and came at you on some “Hey are you a fucking idiot? Well send me some money so I can teach you how to click pictures!” But no, this motherfucker pretends to be the computer tech version of fucking Mr. Rogers. I’ve never seen his videos but I bet that fool rocks some goddamn cardigan sweaters with a busted pair of sneakers and breaks down that advance robot computer talk for the goddamn Neanderthals who use his bullshit service. I just want this motherfucker to be real with fools. I can’t hate him for getting that paper. That’s fine, get paid off those stupid motherfuckers. I just want him to stop acting like computers are from space and he’s here to teach you how to build a fucking time machine with Microsoft office. It is shit like which allows for people to think it’s okay to be stupid. Fuck that shit. The feelings of stupid people are fucking worthless so call them morons and tell them to get their fucking weight up. If they cry then they shouldn’t be alive. Being an idiot is no one’s fault but your own so as Trillville would say GET ON MY LEVEL HO!