More Radio Hitz

I did some more audio rants for my friend's radio show, The Enjoy Mute Show. The show broadcasts every wednesday night from 9pm to midnight on 89.5 in Klamath Falls, Oregon. Some of the topics have been mentioned on this blog before. Most of these are editted version because all the bleeps make it funnier. These aren't going to be up for super long because I can't have them burning up all my bandwith so get these while you can.

Bulldozer Story
I've mentioned this story on here before but I recorded this one because not too many people have stories about hotwiring bulldozers.

Hamburgers
This is a story about the time I threw hamburger patties out my dorm window. It was pretty spectacular.

Sandals
I'm professing my love for open toed footwear.

Stealing From Church Part 1 Part 2
I wrote about this before on the blog too. Its a long story from around the time I was 13-14 years old me and my friends use to take stuff from this church. We thought we were really big time criminals.

Dancing With Watermelons
This was actually the very first story I ever posted on this blog. It involves drinking, bad dancing and blacking out.

Krs-One Is Still Crazy
I almost didn't put this one up just because off the backlash from the original post but you know what fuck it. I think its pretty funny that I sound so pissed at KrsOne and Boys Life magazine.

Lighting Stuff On Fire
Another previous post but with more rambling.

Cars And Frankie Muniz
I've actually posted this mp3 on this site before but my friends love it so I'm throwing it back up for a few days.