Cooking With Trick Daddy

Well according to AllHiphop.com Trick Daddy is talking to MTV about having a motherfucking cooking show. Apparently he just finished taping the pilot for them. Now I don't know about you but this shit sounds fucking brilliant to me. I have actually toyed with the idea of a hiphop cooking show myself. It would be like rap, a case of beer, and fire. With those ingredients I figured I could make a fucking awesome show. But alas the almighty Trick Daddy has stolen my dream. I can only hope that he shall be able to do my vision justice because if not I'm going to kick that motherfucker's ass.

“I’ll probably have a lot of rap cats come on up,” said Trick. “You know a lot of n*ggas think they know how to cook. I’ma show you how n*ggas f*ck up and burn eggs. And have the shells in them.”

Trick also refuses to cook chiltins “Because chitlins smell like a dirty ass.” Thats fucking great. I just hope that he steps up and starts calling other fools out. I would like to see Trick Daddy on the Iron Chef punking the shit out of soft ass Bobby Flay. Food Network ain't got shit on motherfucking Dade County.

I swear to motherfucking god I need to be on tv. I want a fucking tv show where I am allowed to ridicule and just straight up call people soft handed bitches. I think a cooking show would be great for this. Some might think cooking is soft but fuck you pussy ass motherfuckers. If you're too stupid to flip something when its hot then you deserve a motherfucking dropkick to the grill. In my head I have an idea for a episode titled "Ovens Are For Pussies." On that episode I'll make enchiladas on the stove top like my mom made them, fuck baking. As for any other shows I hadn't really thought it out that far. I just figured I'd have a show called that and I'd start frying up tortillas and drinking beer and then I'd have some stellar prime time television on my hands. You see I would probably have a guest of some sort who I would berate and repeatedly call a stupid motherfucker. I also have an idea where I would bring on someone who admits that they can't cook and I would tell them I will "teach" them how to cook. But in reality "teach" means I will stand around getting drunk while they fuck up and I yell at them about how dumb they are. Someone needs to get me on tv so I can tell more people they are fucking morons.