Ron Artest Is Fucking Great!
So by now most of you have probably heard of Ron Artest's little scuffle in Detroit. I think its fucking great that those fans caught a bad one. In fact I think fans getting their ass kicked at sporting events should be a regular event. Fuck those drunk crybaby bitches who catch feelings because they have some bullshit homoerotic fantasy of patting their favorite players butt. Seriously you've to be one hell of a dumbass armchair cheerleader to think that you've got a chance kicking these dude's asses. Fuck its like Winnie The Pig vs Goliath. I think Ron Artest and Stephen Jackson should actually be awarded for teaching a bunch of fat drunks a lesson. Shit everyone of those fans who threw something should have to go one on one with Jermaine O'Neal and see how long it takes to get their asses kicked. Fuck doing that stupid half court shot shit at halftime. Replace that shit with "bitchmade Fan Ass Kicking fun time." Every game they'll bring out some player and just let him beat the fuck out of some fan who thinks they are brave. It ends when someone stops moving or cries. If the fan wins then the fan gets some money and the NBA player gets ridiculed. I think people would love this. Especially that fuck who got stuck in his pudgy fucking grill by O'Neal. Its fucking losers like that bitch who think they are brave and can step to a motherfucker only to find out that they aren't fucking shit. That fool got straight DROPPED. It was fucking awesome, that part of the video is my absolute favorite. Well that and the look on the dudes face in the stands as he realizes that Artest is bumrushing his sorry ass.
(photo jacked from bdotc)
I'm sure we'll hear about how this is embarrassing for the league and all other kinds of sissy shit but fuck all that. Those fans are what's embarrassing for the league. Bunch of douchebags yelling racial slurs because they think they are safe in the stands. Just like to fucking pussies who honk they horn but won't step to you outside the comfort of a 3000lbs hunk of metal. Fucking crap, its shit like this that will actually make me watch basketball which happens to be a sport I haven't given a fuck about since 1994. Shit I wouldn't even know about this story if it hadn't been for emynd telling me about it. But yeah fuck sportsmanship I want to see bitches get turned the fuck out. Fuck letting those pussies standing up there think they are safe. The NBA should actually stop the game and allow fights to happen during the game. Like they would ring a bell and confetti would fall from the rafters then a spotlight would show on the lucky fan who is about to get beat the fuck down. It would be like winning a gameshow except the prize is a black eye.
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