Family TV Can Suck My Fucking Dick

I fucking hate PAX, for those that don't know its some low budget ass non threatening Jesus TV station that can't even break UPN's bankroll. These motherfuckers have a goddamn show called Cold Turkey. Its a fucking busted ass reality TV show about fucking quitting SMOKING! My fucking god how much softer can television get? This is a TV show based on getting people to stop buying fucking cigarettes, CIGARETTES!?! What in the fuck kind of bullshit is this? Why not just make a TV show that's based around learning Spanish.That would actually be harder and somewhat funnier. Bunch of awkward white people saying "como two yam-mas." But fucking cigarettes? How in the fuck is anyone suppose to be excited by the fact that someone isn't going to light some dead leaves on fire? Really was the urge to compete with NBC's Biggest Loser that bad? Hey dumbfucks NBC isn't PAX's competition. PAX's competition are the 30 second GIECO commercials on the fucking TV guide preview channel.

Oh and as it turns out NBC owns a large portion of PAX so I guess they pretty much have to take NBC shows and turn them into half ass imitations with a budget comparable to special education play. Fucking shit Homeboys In Outer Space had a larger budget than these motherfuckers and that shit was based around the guy that no one remembers from A Different World. And the most memorable shit the other dude, Flex, ever fucking made was Where I Live with Doug E Doug.

Besides winners like Cold Turkey this bullshit family TV station believes in pushing crap ass TV shows like "It's A Miracle." Fuck It's A Miracle! That fucking bullshit show is all about promoting Jesus to morons who think that angels brought them back their dogs. Sorry dumbcocks but Jesus didn't bring back Spot. Spot being hungry and lost brought him back to your sorry ass house. It's NOT A Miracle! But hey just what the fuck do you expect from a company who has a "hit" show starring Billy Ray Cyrus.



What in the fuck is the parents television council? Its got to be some bullshit walmart promo campaign to cover society in radio Disney. Actually by way of Google I found out that this bullshit council is there "because our children are watching." Hey dumbfuck I don't know about you but I think it should be a priority to raise children who are not stupid as fuck and can't differentiate between TV and reality. It is not the television's responsibility to raise you pussy ass kids who cry at the sight of spongebob. It's yours motherfucker. Apparently you can even file a FCC complaint on the PTC website. Thank god because lord knows we need a shitload more people being able to easily complain that PBS is too risque. How about rather than complaining about bullshit like seeing a nipple on TV how about you fucking wizen up and find out why the fuck the FCC is letting bullshit corporations dominate the motherfucking airwaves?? How about you find out why the fuck the FCC has unregulated it's shit so much that it's allowing almost 90% of the ad revenue in the top fifty markets is fucking controlled by Clear Channel and Viacom’s. How about finding out why in the fuck the FCC is making it so goddamn difficult to have low wattage community oriented radio stations, or as they like to call them "pirate radio stations." Pirate sounds so much more scarier and that's good because everyone knows Jesus doesn't like pirates.

so yeah the whole point is that bullshit ass non threatening TV is fucking worthless and stupid as hell.

oh and also, Motherfuck a conservative christian in thier fucking asshole.