Fuck Your Early 90's HipHop Mix

Hey shitbags those early 90's hiphop mixes that you think are so fucking original well guess what. They fucking aren't. No one wants to hear you mix a bunch of fucking reissues that you bought 3 years ago. People have been making early 90's mixes since the goddamn early 90's. Just what in the fuck do you think makes you goddamn version or T.R.O.Y. so fucking original? As much as I love that style of hiphop I'm fucking sick and tired of these redundant bullshit mixes. Fucking stop with the Black Sheep already, enough is enough goddamnit.

The early 90's are not coming back. Nas will never make another Illmatic no matter how many wet dreams you fucking have. Pete Rock and CL Smooth will never make another good record. Remember their latest project? Because I do and it fucking sucked. Ultramagnetic is not going to make another Critical Beatdown because Kool Keith has lost his fucking mind. The Pharcyde will never make another Bizzare Ride because no one actually gives a fuck about the Pharcyde without Fatlip and Slimkid. Shit do you even know the other two dudes names cause I bet you don't. The fucking point is that all your heroes have fallen off and you need to fucking accept that shit already.

Anyways what makes me bring this shit up in the first place was a recent trip to Amoeba. You see I was down there buying some records and decided to check out the mixtape section in the hopes of finding some Dj Smallz mixes, I really wanted to cop Southern Smoke 15. Well I didn't find any Dj Smallz and as far as their mixtape selection goes all they really had was all that New York shit that I didn't really want to check out. I don't really have any desire to hear Jadakiss drop more "exclusives" for those fat fuck djs from new york. Now while Amoeba's mixtape selection is pretty weak I did find that they had a shitload of early 90's hiphop mixes. Now I'm not a fan of motherfuckers who can't mix for shit and just yell "exCLUEsive!" over songs but goddamn I'd rather peep that shit than another goddamn early 90's mix.

Shit these motherfuckers cry about the state of mixtapes and how people don't mix anymore but yet these fucking dicks won't make a mix that doesn't have songs that aren't at least ten years old. Then these assholes wonder why the fuck their shit isn't more popular and how in the hell are these fools with less talent getting the recognition that they feel they deserve. You want to know why? Because those talentless bastareds play new shit that people are excited to hear. They don't fucking day dream about wearing cross colors and doing the motherfucking cabbage patch.

Then what fucking pisses me off more is that these are actually talented djs wasting their time recycling a fucking idea that has been done to death. Fuck I live in the goddamn bay and couldn't find someone doing a dope mix of contemporary bay area shit (until now). But shit if I want to sit around my room and reminisce about 1992 they had me covered. Man fuck that shit, stop trying to relive the past. It is time for motherfuckers to realize there are dope records that came out after 1994 and that you can actually play them. Seriously fuck anyone who doesn't like hiphop made after 1998. You are the reason hiphop sucks. It isn't the other way around like you would like to believe. Bunch of weaksauce motherfuckers who can't accept change and would rather limit this music into some bullshit wetdream from 1991. Now don't get me wrong I don't want people to forget about all those records but I'm sick people thinking that those are the ONLY good hiphop records. Fuck that, if you think hiphop is stagnant then stop trying to trap it in a fucking time warp and start seeking out those records that appeal to you today and fucking play them goddamn it. Shit even if you like wack shit like motherfucking Little Brother or shit even goddamn Dilated Peoples. I don't give a fuck just play some new shit motherfucker because nostalgia is played the fuck out.

Besides if you really want to hear an early 90's hiphop mix then fucking buy a mix that came out in the goddamn early 90's otherwise just shut the fuck up. If you really need to make an early 90's mix at least don't sell that shit in the US, send your goddamn mixes to Europe those motherfuckers will gladly pay money for the soundtrack to their wet dreams. Europeans love early 90's hiphop like they love asking about fucking run out grooves and goddamn label scans.

so yeah to sum up all this shit this is my advice to you, stop recycling played out concepts for your mixes and come up with some original shit you dumb motherfuckers.

Oh and another thing stop using those fucking soundbites of corny white folks explaining what the elements of hiphop are, that shit is played the fuck out too.