Shark Biters

So today I was checking my stats for the site and I notice I got someone coming from http://prettyflaco.uni.cc/. I'm always curious too see where people hit my shit up from so I go to the site and turns out that its some dude who had a cutesy hissy fit when I started calling out bloggers on The Shrimp. Shit here are his comments about The Shrimp telling people they were too soft to blog:

goddamn, you motherfuckers need to stop sucking each other's dicks and write sum shit worth reading. u all are some fuckin phagazzies and this is probably the gayest 'bloggas' in the history of blogs. this site is so gay i had to link it on my page under the title of 'we suck so many dicks' dot cum. u all are on a totally different social class...right below nerds and those motherfuckers born with balls AND a cunt. rest in peace you motherfucks and eat my shit!

X Pretty Flaco X

First of all this motherfucker's name is Pretty Flaco??? What the fuck kind of soft shit is that, from now on I'll just refer to him as Skinny Bitch. Second of all don't ever try to talk shit about folks by calling them a fucking "phagazzies" because that's about as softhands as it gets. Fuck Skinny Bitch is trying to tell The Shrimp that we are beneath him but yet this fool learned about hiphop from Amazon.com.

It wasn't until last year that I got introduced to REAL hip-hop and found myself completely immersed in it. I didn't know where to start, so I went to Amazon.com and looked up a Hip-Hop Essentials list.

Give me a motherfucking break. Don't even try to write shit about hiphop when you just found out that Wu-Tang was a group, not "an apparel line, such as Fubu." Seriously what kind of bullshit is that fool? You ain't even on my level so don't even try to fuck with my shit. Fuck I don't even claim myself to be a good writer or anything but I'll be damned if some skinny bitch is going to try and tell me what I should be posting about. Come on, the shitbag's favorite musician is fucking Kanye West. Get your motherfucking weight up before you claim some bullshit like that.

Ok now I addressed that kid back in the comments section of that post on The Shrimp but when I went to this dudes site today I found something else. This motherfucker is actually jacking my motherfucking posts and trying to pass them off as his own. What the fuck? It doesn't get more bitchmade than that shit right there. This fool's newest post is a straight jack of my post about TI's album from The Shrimp. I guess when all you know is "real hiphop" you pretty much have to steal words from other's so it sounds like you know something about hiphop music. The motherfucker doesn't state where he jacked the words from or even throw up a fucking link. Apparently this isn't the first time this fool has done this shit either. The bastard actually jacked portions of my post about Dave Chappelle and then pasted it in his own posting and used it as a motherfucking segue into some bullshit about telling bitches how pretty they are. The bitch didn't even have the fucking decency to come up with his own title for his post. Fuck that post was from June, he had to search my motherfucking archives for a post he made on November 17th.

Oh and then to piss me off even more this motherfucker actually links to my site in his fucking "Links/My Peoples" section of his bitchmade sidebar. What in the fuck cocksmoke? You have the fucking balls to throw up links to my site while you're jacking my fucking posts and act like no one is going to pick up on to the fact that you can't come up with your own shit. The audacity of this cock to think that no one will figure this bullshit out. My fucking god this dumb bastard actually has a fucking post about "link politics" and how he doesn't abide by them by not asking people to link him even if he links them. Yeah right its not about fucking "link politics" it's about how this lazy shit doesn't want people to know he's stealing their words. I don't give a fucking shit about link politics, this is about a motherfucker trying to front as if he was me. Get off my motherfucking dick bitch. Get you're own shit, don't be trying to skeet skirt your ass to the top on my motherfucking coattails.

The people I have linked are folks I admire, great writers with interesting weblogs; with the exception of my real-life friends in my links, most of them I've never met or spoken to or emailed or even intended to email in my life and most of them don't have me linked back, which is perfectly fine.

If the people you link to are such great motherfucking writers then how about you credit them when you fucking plagiarize their fucking blogs? Shit I doubt he even knows any of the folks he links too. Fuck almost half of the links on his shit are to people who post on The Shrimp, the same people whose social class is beneath that of hermaphrodites. But yet he admires us? What the fuck, then he follows up that little bullshit with this:

So rest assured I'd never use this site to perpetuate any drama or put anyone on blast, especially people I don't even know. I've seen way too many sites guilty of that and I don't want that kind of vibe around here. If it's my intention for somebody to take what I say personally, then I make it personal with them. Ok, I'm through.

Give me a fucking break. If someone makes shit personal he's not going to get personal with them. The motherfucker will steal shit from other sites and get personal in the fucking 3rd person. Your goddamn site doesn't even have its own vibe. Your fucking hijacking my site's vibe with your little bullshit posts.

In closing I would just like to say, Get Off My Motherfucking Dick.