The Things People Search For

So I'm checking statcounter and find out that someone came to my site searching for "peed on." Apparently Beer And Rap is the 5th result that you get for that brilliant search. Now this is what was number one: I Peed On Bart. It's a fascinating story about a man who had to pee on the BART train at like one am. I laughed and I suggest you peep game.

The Avenger speaking on his trip to redlobster omfg i have never been in a red lobster before If you don't know about TA he's basically a like a bay area internet legend. You'll find him skeet skirtin on most dj related messageboards. You can quickly spot TA by his use of the term "bird call," numberous uses of the term "Bludz" and an impressive absence of any and all punctuation.

In the next few weeks I'm going to make a paper version of this beer and rap shit. I'm trying to make it not suck as hard as this website does. I'm going to mail copies to record stores and shit to have as some free crap for people to pick up. I'm also going to set up some shit were people send me like 3 bucks and get one mailed to them. Maybe 4 bucks, depends. I just want it to cover the cost of shipping and part of the cost of printing these things. Its going to be low budget as fuck and have shit that isn't on the website. I'm also having some folks contribute some articles. I'm hoping that contributers will offset the level of total shit to a read able level. One person who has submitted something is TA, who I mentioned above. He's got a pretty awesome guide to bay area dim sum eateries. So yeah keep an eye out cause when this shit hits the streets motherfuckers who don't have computers are going to start getting mad at me.