SCION FIST OF POWER!

Yes that's right, thanks to my friend Diane I am now the proud owner of a motherfucking Scion wristband. When I put the wristband on I feel an intense aura of incredible power. It's almost like having the glow except I can't do any badass martial arts and the color feels more like aruba pink rather than orange death. I think Scion owners have small wrists though, actually I'm sure of it because the average Scion enthusiasts has the build of a 12 year old Japanese girl so this goddamn wristband fits pretty tight because no matter how many wishes I make I am not a young Japanese girl.

Some folks out there might not understand the softness that is Scion so maybe I should explain it. I love Toyotas but the whole marketing campaign they have put behind Scion is some motherfucking bullshit. Shit I don't even think the cars are that bad but this whole shit with them trying to cash in on the hiphop market annoys the piss out of me. This is worse than Honda's retarded Civic Nation campaign. Honda at least tries to stick to cashing in on the import racer scene. Fucking Scion tries to make the jump to hiphop/racer. They fucking try to buy their way into hiphop by giving away money for parties if people promote their shit with it. I can't front on someone for taking that money but what I can front on are the trendy shitheads that believe in the scion "movement." To those motherfuckers I say fuck you bitch.

These are the fucking idiots that think they listen to real hiphop but really its just non-threatening mainstream hiphop. You may have seen them at an okayplayer show. They are usually college kids who couldn't make it as hipsters. Now over at soulstrut Scion has become their own little inside joke referring to any sort of hiphop that college kids may or may not listen to. Ranging from Living Legends to Slum village to Freestyle Fellowship to Black Eyed Peas.

I'm a little more discerning with my Scion stereotypes. Soulstrut just lumps any and all underground shit but I limit it more to BEP and Dilated type fans. Scionists aren't really up on shit enough to know about any real underground shit. The most underground they get is listening to fucking Zion I or some shitty rappers from fucking Boston like Esoteric. But whatever the point is that Scionists are fucking stupid and like wack ass shit. Scionist hate on "thug" shit that they think is "ignorant" but really its just because Scionists are a bunch of motherfucking pussies. Scionists bother me more than hipsters because while hipsters might be soft as fuck and just lame as shit Scionists actually think they are keeping hiphop alive. What a bunch of motherfucking bullshit. It's attitudes like this that are keeping hiphop fucking dance alive and it needs to be stopped. Fuck you and your brand new hiero t-shirt. Bunch of softhands promoting non-threatening weak shit. You are the reason that rap stopped saying fuck the police and fools started rapping about motherfucking headwraps. Dicks like you are the reason that Floetry fucking exists and I fucking hate you.

Man I started writing this the other day and fucking stopped so I could do some other shit but whatever the point is that last night I fucking rode in a goddamn Scion. The motherfucking car has neon under the seats and dashboard. What in the fuck kind of bullshit is that? Apparently some dumbfuck designer thought it would be cute to turn the goddamn car into a fucking dance club. It just looks stupid as fuck and totally unnecessary. I'd like to know if that shit comes stock or if dumbass customers actually pay for that option to be installed. You've got to be one hell of a dipshit to think that paying for red stripclub floorlights is a good idea.

Anyways the point is that this concept of marketing your bullshit product as a culture is fucking crap. The idea behind tribal marketing is that buy creating this false sense of comunity consumers will identify with your piece of shit products; thinking that they are on some next shit they will purchase your product and any products or services associated with the "movement." Lomo has done this with thier bullshit lomographic society. They fucking make up this stupid society and people think they are part of some new movement and then the assholes get you to pay 180 bucks for a cheap russian camera that cost 20 to build. The goddamn customers are too fucking stupid to realize that they aren't part of a "movement" but rather that they are just part of a demographic that an ad company gets paid to exploit. So by linking Scion to hiphop and making it seem as though they were on some real shit Toyota has been able to sell these vehicles to fucking morons who think that a fucking car makes them part of some kind of bullshit progress movement out to change shit. Of course the target demographic are young adults with money who already attatch their sense of worth to a bunch of weak ass rap music and are too stupid to realize that they are being taken advantage of. What a bunch of fucking idiots.

oh yeah, I just got a digital camera so yeah you'll probably be seeing more pictures of things I see or do when I'm drunk. Well you might be unless I break the damn thing.