American Idiot

Ok now obviously American Idol is a piece of shit show and lamer than fuck but why do people enter this shit? Who in the fuck has ever had a successful career because of this bullshit? You get your 15 minutes of fame and then you put out a record full of irrelevant ballads and piece of shit dance songs that no one will ever give a fuck about listening to.

Every goddamn season you get a whole new crop of idiots to think that this piece of shit show is going to make them music stars. Yeah people really want pay money to see someone with the stage presence of a fucking mic stand perform Supreme covers. Then on the show you get these babbling idiots going on about how they just want to express themselves and they love to sing. Motherfucker if you love to sing you'd be out fucking hustling performing in shit clubs and selling your own goddamn album. Not signing up for a bullshit extreme makeover. Why do you think none of these motherfuckers have had a successful career? They only fucking reason they even sell anything is because of that dumb ass show. Dumbfuck text messaging twelve year olds who fall in love their TV and think Ryan Seacrest is so cute buy this bullshit.

This show represents everything that is totally fucked about marketing music. If you get enough promotion out there even the shittiest of singers will sell 416,500 copies of their bullshit CD. Their shit talent covered up by editing techniques, flashy lights, and the rush of using your AT&T text messenger while rushing to the fridge to grab another Coca-Cola just in time to watch that new Ford commercial. Thank god those comfy Old Navy jeans allow you too move with such freedom so there is no stopping you as sit your fatass down in front of the TV so as never to miss another minute of Randy saying more outdated slang that middle america still thinks is cute.