Miss Congeniality 2 And The Transformers

Can someone please tell me why this piece of shit movie exists??? Really was there that big of a demand for a sequel to the shit stain that was the first one? Did people really think that if they just threw the sister from Friday in the mix that all of a sudden people would think a movie no one saw the first time was a masterpiece? Why do people watch these fucking bullshit softcore movies? Is your life that fucking boring that you can't stand to watch a movie that might actually challenge something even on the smallest level? Fuck the most challenging thing about this bullshit movie is that a cop wears a fucking dress, how fucking risque!

The world is full of bullshit like this and it sucks. I know not everyone wants to sit through a 3 hour fucking epic but shit anything is better than trying to deal with these boring ass soccermom approved stale ass comedies. Oh but wait I forgot about The Pacifier, that movie sure did challenge my mind. My god to see Vin Diesel play an tuff guy with kids was fucking amazing. I had not seen such a stellar performance since Kindergarten Cop. I do have to give it up to Vin for doing the roll such justice because it sure must be difficult to stand out in a role like then when Arnold set the bar so high.

Now I'm sure there must be a reason that these shit movies exist; like fun for the whole family and all that bullshit but if watching Ice Princess is what your family does for fun then you family needs to die. I'm sure mommies everywhere must love that they can gather with the whole family to see such brilliant films such as Because Of Winn Dixie but haven't you ever stopped to think that maybe your children are not complete idiots. It is because of dumbass parents like this that I wasn't able to see Spike say "Oh Shit" in Transformers The Movie. No, a bunch of whinny fucking douchbags who wear helmets on bikes decided that shit was such a shocking word that it had to be removed from a cartoon because god forbid that cartoons say four letter words. Nevermind the fact that Optimus Prime died, that was way more shocking to my 7 year old ass than seeing some dumbfuck animated white kid say "shit."

I might be giving kids too much credit though because with all the softness that is going down kid's probably are a lot stupider these days. It would explain why most of them are a bunch of pussy ass fat fucks who need Nanny 911 to put them in check. Scabs are a good thing, fuck all this padded shit these pansies are rocking. Dumbfuck kids signing up for teeball and shit. You know how I learned to play baseball? I went to the playground with some kids 2 years older than me and they decided I would be the pitcher. Oh the important part about this shit is that we didn't have a baseball, instead we used a golfball. I got my first black eye that day and it fucking sucked.

So what's the lesson here? Don't ever be the pitcher when it comes to golfbaseball and Optimus Prime was the best role model I ever had.