Stupid Internet

that masterpiece of computer artwork is what comes up when you do a search for "stupid internet."

fucking I don't know how many people's hearts were broken because you couldn't read this magnificent website the last couple days but shit is ok now. The cutesy server decided that it didn't like the harddrive so it broke that bitch and the internet killed beerandrap for a few days. But thanks to my friend Miro's internet skills my shit is back up.

Fucking that fabulous picture up there though does remind me of this stupid ass woman who back in 2003 wanted to trade me her computer generated "artwork" for some fucking old apple computer I was selling on fucking craigslist. Shit I wanted like 20 bucks for it or something, hell I didn't even care I ended up giving it away. In the post I said some shit like "20 bucks or whatever I don't really give a shit." I wish I still had the actual images this woman sent to me but I accidentally deleted that email but at least I still have her email:

Since you don't know anything about the Mac...would you be interested in trading some computer artwork (framed in Plexi frame(s)) for the Mac. I generally have been selling the artwork for from $30.00/each to $200.00/each. I do not want to do CASH cuz you don't know what you are selling me and it would be a risk for to drive out there to SF from East Bay and then get something I cannot use. I am looking for a well working Mac with OS 8.6 minimum installed or I cannot use it.

I created this artwork on a Mac back in 1997 to 1999 or so.

I will attach 9 samples.

Thanks.
Lorraine

Honestly that fucking Jesus bullshit I found is probably better than her stupid ass artwork. Fuck I could not believe this woman was trying to say her shit was worth up to $200.00. Come the fuck on, just cause you're some dumbfuck hippie who discovered how to use mspaint to draw some bullshit landscapes with purple moons and red skies that doesn't make you a goddamn artists. I fucking laughed my ass off when I saw the shit so I decided to just respond to her with this:

sorry but I've seen better art on an Atari

Serg

Apparently Lorraine didn't like that too much and flipped the fuck out. Thing is I don't know how anyone could see that shit and think it was good. It's one thing for me to tell someone they make shitty music because it might just not be my type of shit but this shit? Seriously, fucking PURPLE MOONS?!?! It was like she was trying to jack her style from fucking Beast Wars. Give me a fucking break with that bullshit. Anyways here is her response to my Atari comment:

to quote you: "You don't give a shit" (about the computer the old Mac). You also don't give a shit about yourself or anyone else it might appear. Check how you present yourself to others. All you had to say was "I'm not interested". Not the low level insult stuff. I am secure within myself and my work. I DO SELL THIS STUFF - so who really cares (except those that are quite possibly jealous and afraid to
put themselves out there?) Actually the highest price I have sold a piece of this type of art was: $867.00. SOooo... call it whatever you need to to make yourself feel
better...but I SELL this stuff. Good for me!

PS: I wouldn't want to enter in a deal with you EVEN IF the computer was FREE! THANK YOU FOR NOT AGREEING TO THIS DEAL there "serg". Gotta go....I'm arranging a SALE of a piece of my artwork and then going to go get my new MAC! Gotta scoot.....

EL Stone

"EL Stone" was not too pleased with me insulting her fucking life's work, but honestly who gives a shit. I love when people try to accuse people who insult others of doing it to "make themselves feel better." What a bunch of fucking bullshit. I don't insult people because I have low self esteem. I insult people because they are fucking idiots who suck at everything. You don't want to get made fun of then stop sucking ass you fucking gimp. It's like those dumb fuck strippers on daytime talk shows who comeback to get apologies from bullies. I wish someone would do that too me so I could yell at those dumb bitches. Like who actually gives a fuck about someone who called you a fat bitch over 10 years ago. If you can't move forward because someone told you that you were ugly then you're a sorry piece of shit to begin with. Self esteem does not start with feeling good about yourself; it starts with not giving a fuck about stupid ass bullshit like self-esteem. Fuck what your shit grade school teacher tried to tell you that shit is for dumbfuck crybabies who think feelings are important.

I guess this story isn't as funny without the pictures but fuck it, I still laugh when I think of what those pieces of shit look like.