Ronald McDonalds Friends Are A Bunch Of Fat Fucks

Ronald McDonald is getting a fucking makeover. He's now riding snowboards and encouraging kids to go outside and be active instead of sitting on their fat asses watching his dumbass commercial while they wolf down big macs. Yeah Ronald is all slim and shit but what about his fat ass friends. What is McDonalds going to do about that fat purple piece of shit. I'm pretty sure Grimace sips lean. Fuck McDonald's plan to get rappers to rap about big macs they should get Grimace on a remix of sippin on some sizzurp. That fat fuck doesn't do shit but get fucked on codine and eat chicken nuggets all goddamn day.

Oh and then there is fucking Birdie, that fucked up looking prepubescent fat fuck bird. If Birdie was a real girl she's be one of those fat girls with small tits. You know the ones whose stomachs stick out further than their shitty boobs. When you're one of those girls you know that God does not give a shit about you. Not only did God make you a fat fuck but he also took away the only benefit your fat ass had, boobs. What a fucking looser Birdie is. I think she should kill herself because if she loses weight you know she's only going to turn into a whore because Grimace will turn her attention starved ass the fuck out.

Then we got everyone's favorite chubby molestor, Cheeseburglar. I don't know about you but I don't believe for one second that he's giggling about burgers. That motherfucker is giggling because he just had little Bobby's penis in his fucking mouth while the rest of the world thinks he's just some jolly fat piece of shit. His tie hangs down that far for a reason and it's to hide his throbbing hardon. If you go to the ronald site you can actually take a quiz about Cheeseburglar. One of the questions is "If my tie was a flavor, what flavor would it be?" Oh man do you think they put the real answer up? Fuck no, they got hamburger but I know that hamburger is just a codeword for dick grease.

McDonalds wants you to believe they give a fuck about kid's being healthy and Ronald is here to save you're fat ass kids. That's fucking bullshit. McDonalds is just scared that people are going to find out that they promote fat fucks and child molestors. Fuck unhealthy food, don't eat at McDonalds because they promote small tits, codine, and sucking prepubescent dick.