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I Hate Weed Love Songs
Check the link to see some shit I wrote for the Eastbay Express. In case you're an idiot it's a piece about how I feel about marijuana rap songs. What inspired the shit was hearing Slim Thug rapping about "miss mary" and me thinking "goddamn this shit is stupid as fuck." Much like the rest of you, whenever I have a shitty thought like that I instantly think "I can totally get paid for that." Sure it doesn't always work out like that but sometimes it does and those times are fucking awesome because I get a check to tell people something sucks.

Sometimes I wonder about running out of my shitty ideas but I don't think I have shit to worry about. The world is filled with people who are way dumber than me and they will always be doing something stupid as fuck to talk shit about. And honestly I really don't think I can ever write the word fuck too many times.