What Does Beer And Rap Do When It's Bored?

It makes motherfucking corn muffins bitch!


That right there might just be the greatest shit I've ever bought for 50 cents.



yeah I didn't go to work today. Instead I sat around hung over, slept, talk to a rapper and made muffins. Last night went to Madrone to see Emynd And Bo Bliz rock some shit. I threw back 22's of budwieser and got my fun on. Got a copy of their latest mixtape We Got Bacon 4 Cheap. But the real star of the evening was on the dance floor. The Business Casual Dancer was on smash!





I don't know who this dude was but he's incredible. Dude was spinning, dips, ridiculous arm movements and all kinds of other awesome shit. Now I'm sure you have seen these business casual drunks but trust me this guy was in a league all his own. Most of these dudes you see falling down trying to sex up anyone that they can get to talk to them. This usually involves using their special powers like the vodka breath retractor. If you get sucked into this deadly vortex of liquor and mall cologne you may not be able to escape it without the aid of others. If more than one is in effect proceed with extreme caution because at any moment the tag team force of dudes night out/bachelor party/extended happy hour could strike. Also please note that when three or more business casuals are spotted stripped shirters are soon to follow.