Things Beer And Rap Doesn't Give Shit About

These guys suck

Lily Allen: Idiots who like to sing about the dumbest shit in the fucking world are not amazing and that girl is shitgriller to the fullest.

massacres: yeah it's a tragedy and sucks but I don't want to hear your theories on it anymore. my tv needs to shut the fuck up. I watch the news to hear news, not how talking pictures think people feel about the most obvious shit in the fucking world. I get it already, nerds go bad sometimes.

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The lames in my comments. Motherfuckers need to take reading 101.

nurave: dude really, that is dumb as fuck

b-more/club music: yeah that shit is boring

reality tv shows about fucking hair cuts. Holy crap what is next, Top Dog Walker?

Skinny Pants: Tell your pants to get a new motherfucking trend already.

Don fucking Imus: OH MY GOD an old white man said some dumb shit. WOW never thought that would happen. What's next? People are going to blame it on rap? Oh wait they do that all the time.

Pet Food Recalls. Really man, I don't need to know the inside story on Spots full day of vomit.

Modifying the spanking bill: Yeah that's a worthwhile battle. Thank you Sacramento, you have you're eye on the prize with that one.

Yelp Reviews: Yeah reviews from people who suck at everything. Lames complaining about how hiphop clubs are too ghetto for their fucking mallpussy asses. Crying about parties because they can't get their heads out of their ass because they think clubs should be like they were when they hit up the all ages night at club preteen sex.

Body Sprays: I don't want to smell like a 13 year old boy who dreams of touching a boob.

Americans With Guns tv shows. Fuck all that bullshit trying to fulfill the dreams of couch potatoes who never got to be cowboys/cops/assholes with authority. Fuck 24, fuck the unit, fuck the Shield(fucking shit, it's the COMMISH, THE COMMISH!), fuck CSI: Albuquerque. While we're at it fuck all those bullshit shows about the boring as fuck lives of suburban white people. Fuck Brothers and Sisters, Fuck What About Brian, fuck Desperate House Wives, According To Jim, How I Met Your Mother, 2 And A Half Men. Goddamn I don't need this much sucks on my tv.

Dumbfucks on mexican radio trying to ride for the Attorney General just cause he's brown. That fool sucked from the gate and needs to be fired along with the rest of this bullshit administration.

Top Model/PussyCatSucksAlot: As if there weren't enough people making shitty tv, these fuckers do it with volunteers.

Fuck these stupid as cockshit movies about 3 generations of women who are from the same piece of shit family reconnecting over some dumbass wedding only to find out they all suck a shitload of ass.

there is more but I'm sick of thinking about shit I don't want to think about.