Night Of The Remix and Gurp Day

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BRYAN TEXAS MOTHERFUCKER!

Friday night hit up Night Of The Remix at Milk for the release of B.Cause's new Super Disco Hyphy mix, shit was reals. I drank beers and listened to rap music amongst other things.



These two guys played too much soft shit with people singing and stuff


this guy spun around on the flood

this guy got a new scion shirt, YAY!


this guy played some goddamn rap music that was awesome.

Then on saturday was the 2nd annual gurpcity artshow organized by Dj Marz. Shit started off at Space Gallery and the rap concert after the artshow was held at the Hemlock. I did not submit any art but I had agreed to have a Beer And Rap Picture exchange program where I would create masterpieces in exchange for beers. I did 4 pieces 3 of which are pictured below. I'm so fucking artistic it's goddamn amazing.




the first of my masterpieces


a portrait of Thuggy, I believe I did a magnificent job capturing his essence

A bunny for Max because bunnies are his favorite animal in the whole wide world. I also did a drawing of Handsome Gorgeous but I do not have a picture of his portrait so you can only dream.

I should post pictures of the rap show but I want to go have another Belhaven instead so fuck off Randy.

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It Ain't That Hairy

scooped this up today, still a little warm but the other 5 in the fridge should be ready to battle tomorrow when I get off work. Also grabbed some White Knuckle joint and some Moose Drool beer.
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Brother Thelonious

copped this the other day and man this shit kind of taste like soy sauce, more sweet than salty but still. The 9% is nice but I don't want to feel like I need rice with my beer, but regardless of taste shit is still 9% and will get me where I want to be.
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Santas Private Reserve

Rogue Christmas beer

The best thing I got for christmas was a 50 dollar gift card to bevmo from my boss. That shit is fucking great. Other than that christmas was full of boring as fuck phoenix. Decided to make my mom happy and visit. The parents tried to sell me on moving back to Arizona but forgot that I fucking hate Phoenix and never want to live there ever again. If you are considering moving there here is a tip: Don't it fucking sucks dick. It was nice to see some friends back in Phoenix but really the high light was having my mom make some enchiladas. She also had some tamales that put the shit all those amateurs made at my house to fucking shame.

In other news as some of you may know Tower Records is going out of business and liquidating all their stores. A few weeks ago rap cds were dropped to a dollar and that meant it was a perfect time to buy over 50 cds that I never would have paid full price for. I did get some dope shit though that made it worth copping but man I got some crap. I can say without a doubt that the Turf Terminators are a fucking worthless rap group that can't stay on beat to save their fucking lives. I haven't gone through all the cds yet but I was surprised to enjoy some Lady of Rage mixtape from last year. I was sure that was going to suck but it's kind of nice. I haven't made it through half the stack of cds but it's pretty sweet to see the receipt tell you that you saved 700+ dollars today. I need to get a picture of all the joints I got but that will wait until a day were I am more motivated.

for those of you who are itching for some rants I got some rap related shit brewing so don't worry. I'll still complain about dumbshit that shouldn't make my keyboard as angry as it does but fuck it.

If you're manning up on New Years do the public a service and punch an amateur in the face this sunday evening. Fuck all those weak motherfuckers who finally decide that it's time to cross the bridge and do it big in the city. Fucking stupid ass am's riding around screaming because they are drunk in a city with lights. Way to go. I'm sure it was worth ironing your best stripe shirt for that experience, fucking cocks. This year I'm trying to stay away from clubs cause complimentary champagne is like offering free dogshit. I ain't trying to drink some bitchmade sparkle motion.

If you're not listening to Crook By The Book then you suck at living.
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