Stuff I did yesterday and the day before yesterday

Today I listened to this interview with Roy of Mr Bling Bling that was posted on SFist

Last night I went to Milk for Matthew Africa's Best Of R Kelly dual cd release party. It was what the kids call fun. Stef brought masks and wore Matthew's Free Kells shirt.



"hey get a picture of me with this guy's pants"

I think this dude on the left use to come into my old job all the time

this girl did this a lot

Mike Baker showed up and Miriam pointed at his dick

Cas really really likes his R Kelly songs

DJ Fuze was also up in there. If you ain't known get your Digital Underground game up

This was the end of the night but shit was one ruffie away from date rap



Thursday night I went to Drip Drop and had fun there too. Pretty Titty and Reverand Underpants were djing.

Rev Underpants

Pretty Titty playing songs

Lando Cal was there doing stuff with his hands

"take another picture, I look too drunk in that one"

There were people there

Lady Chen is almost always in this stance, sometimes she tip toes. It makes me laugh

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TONIGHT!

shit is going dine tonight at milk. Fucking candy themed hiphop is fun. The last time they did this was the most fun I'd ever had at milk. I had no idea that candy and rap was such a force. But yeah man up and peep this shit pussy.



They got cds and shit too!


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I got the hurt put on me

Man a whole bunch of shit went down this weekend. Got the hurt put on me hella hard this morning to the point that I had to call in sick. Got hella pictures so get read to scroll.

Friday I started the night at stef's happy hour party, SpinDig. Threw down with some flautas on six and mission before heading over to Etiquette to see Catchdubs and Swayzee dj. Trackademiks was hosting but the real star of the night was the owner of the club who likes to live out his Dave Koz fantasies and play the saxophone along to the music. This wasn't even like some warm up shit either, dude busted out during prime time parts of the nights. I was amazed at how retarded this guy's ego to be that he thinks this could in anyway possibly be cool. It was so ridiculous that Catchdubs was purposely playing songs with saxophones to get this dude to keep jam session going.

Etiqutte is such a lame club that is trying to sell people on some bullshit atmosphere of sophistication that it doesn't have. The drunk bottle service birthday girls and their amateur ass boyfriends need to learn how go out before they start paying deposits for their lame celebrations. Maybe I shouldn't rag on this spot to hard cause the crowd sucks but then again maybe they shouldn't have homo erotic oil paintings on the wall either. Fucking christ so much about this place is beyond retarded, its on some whole other level of unbelievable corniness.


Saturday we decided to hit the Treasure Island Music Festival. Caught one of their fancy shuttles to roll out to Treasure Island. Got there around 3 or some shit right before MIA got on so we decided to get some 7 dollar heinikens and check shit out. Unfortunately for us Kid Beyond was in the middle of his set. I can't stand this dude's music. The beat boxing shit is so lame and I like beat boxing but dude needs to dead that shit. I don't like his spoken word but fuck that's better than his half ass street performer shit. Whatever though, I wasn't there to see him anyways. MIA's set wasn't bad, but I don't think it works that great on a huge outdoor stage like that. There were some issues with the drums. I was mostly there to see Cut Chemist and Shadow which was real fucking dope. They had a cutesy intro video done with some 50's style instructional video voice. It helped some of the lames wrap their heads around what they were actually doing on stage. Caught some of flosstradamus' set but once they started playing "One More Time" thats when I said fuck this rave shit. Sorry but daft punk is stupid and I can't take that shit.

While I had fun at the festival and there was definitely a little too much raver/circus bullshit going on. They had motherfuckers on stilts, girls dancing with hula hoops, hackey sack circles, and some video game monsters dancing around. Oh and then there were these fucking dumb ass beach balls being thrown around. I think the beach balls were the most annoying thing, after awhile I began popping them and ripping those dumbass balls in half. I'm there to listen to music not play bouncy ball with some fucking jackasses.

We cut out before Gotham Project came on because I don't know anything about them and we wanted to beat the rush back to the city so we could eat before heading over to milk for the Superfriends party, with Low Budget. Got there and caught the end of Vinsol's set before Morsecode put in some overtime in the backroom of milk. Low Budget got on kind of late and apparently thought we were in Puerto Rico so he started playing a bunch of Reggaeton shit. Shit got to be a little much and after being at the festival all day I just couldn't hang so I bounced around 1 or so.

Sunday was , Can Goods, this fucking fashion show party at the Phoenix Hotel. Bunch of streetwear people teamed up for a pool party. My motivation was that Bun B was performing so I got up and refueled at Mekong with some dope chicken over fried rice. I was still feeling suspect but figured beers and rap would easy the pain. When we got to the party it was actually kind of dumb because it was a bunch of dudes standing around looking at a couple of shitty models in bikinis. When they weren't looking at models they were looking at each other. Party would have benefited if it some more vaginas there and a dance floor. The pool was a waste of space cause it was on some poor man rap video party. Shit got more fun though, but that was aided by everyone consuming more alcohol. Bun B went on around 7:30 which was nice cause I was thinking they were going to delay him til late like most rap shows. Bun went off though, shit was great. They had a gang of djs at this thing too it was a lot of fun and I ran into some fools I hadn't seen in a minute.

ok, now a bunch of pictures. I got a new flash for my camera so I've been fucking with it a lot.


Josie Stingray's hat

saxophone guy

catchdubs

Mike Baker's finger

morsecode and some people



Mike Baker and his homegirls whose names I have forgotten

this dude bought a copy of hard as fuck

chuck (aka business casual dancer) and swayzee


ll cool dj and shezilla on that drunk

stef, shane king and mike baker


annoying stilt people

mia



video game people

hula hoops are dumb



stef, trackademiks, and mike baker

swayzee, friend and shane king


a wall

morsecode

trackademiks

neta and ross

vinsol really feeling his headband


fuel


this dude needs less print in his life

cheap swimsuit models who can't dance

dude playing a wooden xylophone to Krispy

this dude busted the snap moves

refreshments


Dnae

Topr's shirt is funny




dude, rush, dude and conceit

stef with jbillion's dude and j billions

stef and j nougat


These dudes are opening a store called Invisible Stripes out on San Jose Avenue in SF. The dude in the gray, Chris, use to work with me at Hollywood Video like 4 years ago. He was in high school and I was his hungover "shift leader" aka underpaid guy who tells high school kids to put away some videos. That job sucked.

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This Weekend

Kicking this shit off on thursday with a Devin The Dude show at mezzanine, shit is gonna go down propers. There are actually a few things going down thursday. Fucking Kingmost and Kero one are at madrone. At Club 222 is the Double Up party with Sick Girl, Super Dunny, Shezilla, LL Cool Dj, and Lady Chen. Friday B.Cause, Ross Hogg, Kingmost, Satva, and Vinroc are at Poleng Lounge. The Demolition Men are at Milk that night also. I kind of want to see what those dudes are gonna play but I don't want to deal with Zion i twice in the same week, I can't fuck with their shit. That and I'd rather see a bunch of folks at poleng anyways, with that line up it's bound to be fun no matter how many drunk filipinos are crowding my space. Saturday I don't know of shit going down other than the Pish Posh Got Howls cd release party at club 222 with Swayzee, Lazer Sword, Ghosts On Tape and some other dudes I know nothing about.

but yeah if you're wise you will be seeing Devin kill that shit at mezzanine.

flyers and shit below










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Few things going down this week

This weekend a couple joints are popping off. I'm gonna hit the shoe biz artshow for sure on saturday but I still haven't made up my mind about friday night. I'd like to see Vinsol and Morsecode tag team the turntables but I don't want to deal with some of the other fuckers on that line up trainwreck house records. Club6 has got some rap music going down also, with conceit and kero one so that's another option. B.cause is always a good look so 111Minna is another option. On saturday Superfriends is also going down with Mason from LA. We'll see how it goes down but yeah man peep some flyers.

Friday parties






Saturday


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Rap Parties

A few things going down that I may or may not be attending.

The first of which is the Drip Drop party at Madrone this thursday. White Gurl Lust and Buddy Leezle are performing so that shit should be down. I'm gonna try but my work has all but killed my attempts at going out during the week. Hopefully they are cool with me coming in a little late on friday, but fuck staying late I'm trying to hit Night of the Remix that night.



Fucking Friday Stef's doing her spindig happy hour joint at 330 Ritch. Hopefully I can show up to that some what on time. Problem is I need to make sure I eat before I go because what sometimes happens is I'm there drinking until 9 and then come home and have to head out around 10. That hour at home usually consist of drinking beers and not eating. The result is me being on smash around 11:30, which is not the wisest. Pace will be the word of the day on friday.




as for saturday, I don't know. I can't really plan that far in advance. Well that and I don't think I've heard of anything real cool. Oh shit fucking forgot, it's my friend Max's birthday party, motherfucking 2007 Tall Can Marathon Champion. Shit yeah I'm trying to roll to that. Sunday there is some block party thing at 111 Minna for Al Gore's son's magazine. Might hit that but I guess you have to sign up for a subscription to attend or some shit. Also doesn't help that half the people on this flyer are fucking garbage. Really the main draw for me is really just drinking outside on a sunday, I like doing that even though it makes mondays at work more of a pain.



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Things is going down

I should probably post more flyers and such for fun things I plan on attending and what not so yeah this is one attempt. We'll see if I continue this pattern. But yeah fourcolorzack playes good raps and stuff. Should be good times.
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weekend

So this weekend I hit up night of the remix for the mashup edition. got a headstart on the night by throwing down some elephant beers. They had b.cause, ross hogg, cutso and satva on the turntables. Mashup turned into dudes just playing 80's joints which I can't take to much of but fuck it we had a good time anyways. The next morning I got wake up and drive to glamorous Los Altos Hills. Stef was djing an all 45 set on Diane's show on KFJC. I spent my time there listening to music and recuperating from the previous night. The set was to promote Stef's birthday party which is gonna be the 9th at Milk. She's got a gang of dj's lined up doing all 45 sets the whole night. It's going to be good times as fuck. The line up is fucking Mr Supreme, B.Cause, Kingmost, Matthew Africa, Centipede, Ross Hogg, Neta, Madison, Rascue, Fernando, Vinsol, and Serg (not me). Shit is going down.

Man last night we went back to milk for the Supersonic party. Dj Krames from va was playing. They also had Tap 10 and LL Cool Dj on deck. I was excited to see this dude Krames because he's the only dude that I've heard play Intoxicated and if you play Burn It Down you are good with me. Stef's actually the one that put me up on this guy. She found some of his mixes on myspace and shit was banging. I downloaded both his Stunnas and Grills and Ah Smoke Ah Drank and threw them in the work van. Shit was hella dope so when I heard he was coming to sf we decide attendance would be wise. Man the dude killed it last night. In the early part of his set the herd of Samoans weren't feeling it though. Those dude just want bay shit, biggie or tupac and nothing else. But behind the mountain of flesh that are those dudes the crowd was dancing and having fun so fuck it. My favorite part of the set though was when he dropped Intoxicated, that made my motherfucking month right there. I started wildin out when that shit came on. Fucking dude played Wes Fif, I couldn't believe it. I hate on that trance rap shit but I couldn't help but laugh my ass off when that Haters Everywhere chorus came on. The Samoans stopped throwing up timeouts when dude played bone and then they became mobile again.

After milk we hit up some after party joint down on 16th and Mission. It was at some fucking spot that looked like it use to be a school or something. Shit was like a goddamn rave in an office. Some dude got salty with me for kicking the bathroom door but man I was justified, if you're in the dudes bathroom for longer than 4 minutes you deserve it. Keep that shit moving and don't look at me side was for ruining your pissing experience. Whatever though, after the rave became too much we broke the fuck out of there. Oh fucking some dude working the door asked stef and me if we would work the door for him and he would pay us. What kind of dumb shit is that? I don't show up to your party to get a job. I could see if I was your friend but I'm not friends with lames who throw stupid ass raves. fuck that shit.

This post has no pictures because stef dropped my camera in a pint of beer a few weeks back. So no more beautiful photography from my drunk nights until I get a new one.

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Night Of The Remix and Gurp Day

widgets and beer are fun


BRYAN TEXAS MOTHERFUCKER!

Friday night hit up Night Of The Remix at Milk for the release of B.Cause's new Super Disco Hyphy mix, shit was reals. I drank beers and listened to rap music amongst other things.



These two guys played too much soft shit with people singing and stuff


this guy spun around on the flood

this guy got a new scion shirt, YAY!


this guy played some goddamn rap music that was awesome.

Then on saturday was the 2nd annual gurpcity artshow organized by Dj Marz. Shit started off at Space Gallery and the rap concert after the artshow was held at the Hemlock. I did not submit any art but I had agreed to have a Beer And Rap Picture exchange program where I would create masterpieces in exchange for beers. I did 4 pieces 3 of which are pictured below. I'm so fucking artistic it's goddamn amazing.




the first of my masterpieces


a portrait of Thuggy, I believe I did a magnificent job capturing his essence

A bunny for Max because bunnies are his favorite animal in the whole wide world. I also did a drawing of Handsome Gorgeous but I do not have a picture of his portrait so you can only dream.

I should post pictures of the rap show but I want to go have another Belhaven instead so fuck off Randy.

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This Past Weekend

Friday rolled around I decided to hit up the Night Of The Remix party at Milk. The line up was Kingmoist, Morsecode, B.cause, Ross Hogg and Day so the soulstrut contingent was going to be in effect. To make sure I was in prime form I decided it would be a wise move to get a good amount of pregame action going. Got home from work and hit up the corner store for some Modelos and a shitty sandwich. Stef was going to some coworkers birthday party before hand and I didn't want to make food for myself so I just went with some lame refrigerated sandwich. This wasn't the best move though because a small sandwich doesn't make for a good base for me to build my empire of drunk upon.

Anyways my friend Mike shows up and we finish up some beers before heading out. Got to milk and run into Topr, Morsecode, Day, Ferrari, and Enki out front. Bullshit give away a few Hard As Fuck 2 cds and roll in. Ross and B.cause were spinning first and I caught the tale end of their set. I see Stef with Diane and Audrey and the first thing they show me is this picture that they got of some widebelt really juiced about making a request. Apparently she asked for some Bun B and while that's better than asking for a birthdaysexybackshit music girl needs to fall the fuck back and learn to play her position.



I suspect that most people reading this shit have some idea that making request is fucking retarded and annoying as fuck. This isn't your cousins wedding so step the fuck down. Next thing up is motherfuckers are going to ask dj's to play songs off their fucking phones. Shit it wouldn't surprise me if they show up with their own usb cords just to make that happen. The public really needs to get their game up when it comes to understanding just what the fuck is going down at a party.

After them Day got on and played DJ Eleven's Ante Up Remix. Well I get a little excited when people play MOP and this is the result.


In my excitement some dude got caught up in the action and ended up falling into the stage and hitting his head pretty bad I guess. No blood or anything he was just in a daze. I probably should have apologized but the power of MOP is just too much for me to do considerate bullshit like that.



but besides me running into dudes and telling some assflake to stop talking to my girlfriend shit was a lot fun. Saw some folks I hadn't seen in a minute which is always a good thing. I got my empire of drunk on quite a bit that night. Stef peaced out early but I stayed to hang out and drink. At some point I jump in a cab with audrey because she doesn't live anywhere close to my apartment. After dude drops her off I realize I'm in the mission and I don't have lots of money left so I tell dude to leave me at 16th and valencia because while I might not have lots of money I got enough for a fucking burrito. What I didn't know is that I didn't have enough brain power to order food and I ended up stumbling around asking for burritos and keys to the bathroom. I received neither. Don't remember much else after that although the next morning I found stains on my shirt and pants that I discovered were the remains of vomit. FUN!

Saturday night everyone was being a candy cane, stef wanted to stay home because she had class in the morning. I wanted to go out so I agreed to meet up with Diane at this Arspace Gallery. The anticon kids were showing their art stuff and djing. Show up and there are like 50 kids standing outside being tight pants. FUN! Go inside and it's crowded as fuck and hot as shit. MORE FUN! Diane warns me that the 16oz cans of bud are 5 bucks while the 12oz cans are 2. Well I'm good at math and know that 24 is a bigger number than 16 and 5 is bigger than 4 so I say fuck that weak shit. If you're going to offer a bigger can make it a fucking deal otherwise go suck your dick through your tight cut off shorts and fancy hat. After all the FUN! that was standing in a sea of bad haircuts and sweat as fuck we said fuck this mess and left for milk where they had the Supersonic party. Also it is where I originally wanted to go anyways. 215 the Freshest Kids were performing and they are some good folks who bust FUN RAPS! They did their thing, short set but it was cool. They had Swayzee the world famous turntablist handling sound duties. Would have been nice if they had a bigger crowd and more excitement but for what it was shit was alright. After catching Vinsol taking pictures of his dick in the bathroom I ended up hanging out with the flannel posse discussing the merits of shopping at mervyns and watching some drunk ass girl vomit on herself. Some dude was with her and was trying to pick her up but she was fucking assed out and not skinny so she wasn't moving anywhere. I wish I brought my camera, I like pictures of people in fancy clothes in the aftermath of drunk. Them Jeans was spinning that night so I gave him a Hard As Fuck 2 cd for being tall as shit.

this is a picture of me and the 215 kids looking very glamorous.


Monday rolled around but the FUN! TRAIN! did not stop there because monday Devin The Motherfucking Dude was in town at the Red Devil Lounge. A venue that I don't like because my closet is bigger than this spot. But fuck all that noise this was Devin. They had a bunch of opening acts I had never heard of. One pair of dudes wasn't bad they came out and kicked their set off with a cover of Shoulder Lean except they made it Scraper Lean. They had one song that went pretty hard and could have been a lot doper if they were better rappers and the beat was a little faster. But whatever the best part was the chorus cause they were yelling "fuck your life!"FUN!

The show started super early and Devin was on stage by about 9:45 or some shit. He did maybe one of the best sets I've ever seen. Didn't top his set at SXSW two years ago but damn dude killed it. Some of the shit he did was do what the fuck you want to do, anything, see what I could pull, sex faces, 79 lacville, and a short cover of James Taylor's version of Handyman. The usual passing of swishers was going down but devin was also handing out tall cans of budlight. THAT IS HOW YOU ROCK A CROWD. Please take note bitches. If you want to be a rapstar don't tell me to wave my hands in the air or say ho or whatever lame shit you came up with. Just give me a cold beer and we're rolling for life.


it was an early show so we decided to roll over to the hemlock were I came up on Tamale Lady. Oh man she has been out of my life for a minute but she fucking blessed me with some pork last night. Thank you woman, we need to be together more often.



outside of the hemlock I took some pictures of these fucking lame as shit Mopeds. I don't know about else were but this are the latest accessory for idiots. They are trading in their fixed gears for fucking weedeaters on wheels. I fucking hate mopeds and if you're going to invest in some weak shit like this man up and get a fucking motorcycle you cocks. Hell it's not like old japanese bikes are that much more expensive and they don't sound like they run on farts. To top shit off the fucking lames on mopeds like to wear helmets because they are bitches. Look I can understand wearing one with a motorcycle but when your top speed is 30mph you don't need a goddamn full face helmet. Motherfuckers are trying to pretend they are goddamn speed racer when they are getting passed by dudes on bicycles. Besides if you want to be real about shit trade in your busted ass moped and get a Minibike throw a 4hp tiller motor on there and you'll be hauling some ass on a tiny mountain of shit. It's way more fun than sitting on a fucking playskool shitbox with about as much torque as a big wheel.





in other news go vote because I am not allowed to and I fucking hate republicans.

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last saturday

the homies Anna and Jason got married. I'm trying to make the jump but I don't want to see my parents. Anyways their wedding was fucking awesome and it's dope that someone finally committed themselves to a twinkletoe like Jason. On some real shit those are some fine folks who I'm happy as fuck for.

now on to some bloggery bullshit


so after the almight Dj Anna and floppy cock Dj Authentic got married on saturday we hit up Milk for the Hard Crack Candy mix release party. In our fancy clothes and all that bullshit. It was quite an event. I believe I did some snap dancing and some young jock manuevers.

this is what I look like before I let out a good fuck you


me and b.cause, he is the reason Hard As Fuck 2 doesn't suck


me and mike getting pumped as fuck for some kind of hard rap. I don't remember what song but this picture makes me laugh my ass off everytime I look at mikes extremeness

shortly after that picture was taken some crybaby asked me to stop jumping around because I was bumping people, what a fucking daisy chain.

oh and that hat I'm sporting is my new scion hat that I took from kingmoist because I threw my old scion hat in the trash. if someone can hook me up with scion pants and shoes my scion wardrobe will be complete and I'm really trying to accomplish this shit. I've already got a shirt, hat and wristband.
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