FUCK YOU IN YOUR PUSSY
Look, it doesn’t take much to get me fucking pissed off about food but mac and cheese is some serious shit with me. My mac and cheese will wreck you, no joke I’ve fucking worked on it and made it legit as fuck. I didn’t give a fuck when kraft played their fucking role like a bitch is suppose too with their bullshit ass cheeseasaurus dogshit in a box.
This shit is for straight bitchhands. Look dumbass it’s the same fucking bullshit they sell you for less in a cardboard box but now it has a bag and you put it in the oven with that garbage they call breadcrumbs and “seasoning pack.” Dumbass you could have made something a million times better in the same amount of time without making their bullshit sawdust cheese sauce. I mean yeah if you got the tastebuds of a fucking 4 year old I guess it doesn’t matter but I don’t. It just annoys me that they try to pass this bullshit off as Homestyle, on some walmart gourmet bullshit. Motherfuckers use to take pride in making food, now they take pride in adding hot sauce to the Kraft seasoning packet, fuck that sara lee bullshit ass dogma raping my stomach with lazy garbage ass recipes.
Fuckface if you want to do homestyle then man the fuck up and make it from fucking scratch, it’s goddamn mac and cheese. This shit is easy and takes less than 30 goddamn minutes. You’re not on fucking topchef, just make a fucking cheese sauce out of whatever the fuck you like and pour that shit over mac and cheese, throw it in the oven and wait for it to bubble. If you can’t do that you are too fucking stupid to be making this Kraft fuckface bullshit in the first goddamn place.
FUCKING BITCH THIS IS WHAT THE FUCK HOMESTYLE LOOKS LIKE
WHAT!
This is how I blog about food.