Questions that will most definitely be asked of Representative Nancy Pelosi’s staff at her 24th and Bartlett “Congress On Your Corner” event:
- “Ayo! Where the senator at?!”
- “What’s your stance on snackin’ on weed cookies in Dolores Park?”
- “Hey, you’re not that bitch from the flyer. What the fuck is this?”
- “Hey can I get thirty-five cents for the bus?”
- “Hello miss, can I help you with your things? No? How about a backrub? Say, Mama. Mama? Mammma? Oh mama, you’ve got it now.”
- “Can we just cut the bullshit and get to the reason why everyone’s here: is the Washington Monument an alien communication tower or what?”
or you could ask her why the fuck she has not done anything to prevent congressional insider trading and how she benefited from visa stock by delaying a bill.