What would happen if bushwick bill got married to the midget from total recall?

an unbalanced nappy headed blonde child with a bad perm who has nightmares involving concrete and bowie knives, shoots their own eye out on the regular and has an unusual fetish for chuckie dolls in smoke shop lingerie outfits. oh and believes in the martian illuminati and may possible be deported from space for being jamacian on a red planet